Gather around, children, and let me tell you a story, a story so great and enchanting that it can only be called...a LOVE story.

Once upon a time, in what is now known as Europe, there was a girl named Straw.  To tell the truth, that was not her real name, but she liked being called such, as straws were in style way back when, especially the ones that had stripes on them.

Anywho, Straw was extremely intellectual beyond the point that she did not even have to use big words to express herself, which, in itself, is an amazing thing, as so-called geniuses such as Stephen Hawking and Willy Wonka do the contrary.

Unfortunately, though, one fateful day, the poor Straw lost her golden pocketwatch.  Now, children, this was no ordinary pocketwatch; can anybody tell me why?

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By Jove, don't they teach you anything in school? Grumble, grumble.

Well, being as amazingly magical as it was, Straw's pocketwatch could...TELL TIME.  

Ohh, ahhhh.

So, poor little Strawsy had to go in search of her missing, time-telling pocketwatch, looking everywhere from her closet to underneath Bessie's top hat, but the pocketwatch was no where to be found.  Dejected, with eyes filled with tears, the girl walked along the sidewalk with no hope, until she bumped into an English Police Box.

This, too, like everything else in this story, was amazing, because Straw lived in Switzerland, and not in England.

But, of course, dejected to the point of being eaten by a carnivorous seal, she decided to enter the Box and call the Scotland Yard in case they had found her magically delicious time-telling pocketwatch.

Entering the dark blue wooden structure, Straw found herself face to face with the one, the only, the BRILLIANT - DOCTOR WHO!

(You may now applaud.)

Unfortunately, children, though you may applaud now, the nature of the next scene is extremely explicit and you are not mature enough to yet experience it, nontheless hear about it.  So, sadly, I will have to cut it out for the while.

But, all I can say, is, children, it was really sexy.

If you're really that curious about it, I'm knowledgable to the fact that it is posted on Youtube.  Just search, "Doctor Who x Straw."

And, in the end, a great marriage went underway, and Straw became the one, the only, the BRILLIANT - DOCTORESS WHO.


FIN!